Respect old people, they graduated without Google and Wikipedia.
— Will (@WillyFerrell) July 17, 2012
Eye-Opening Tweets
Respect old people
Dear FB friend
Dear FB friend,why do you always post half-naked pictures of your husband? Your love is blind,we arent.
— Zarah Hernaez (@zeeheehee) July 7, 2012
The most annoying thing
The most annoying thing in a reputable business publication, is when the first line of an article has a sloppy comma splice.
— Amber Naslund (@AmberCadabra) July 11, 2012
Good thing about music
“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.” JoJo
— Josephine G (@JoJogirandi) July 11, 2012
Use Vodka
You can actually use Vodka as your hair conditioner.
— Google Facts (@GoogleFacts) July 10, 2012
If you unfollow me
If you unfollow me, it must be because you are sick of seeing my awesomeness all over the place, and I understand that.
— Amber Christee (@Amberchristee) July 2, 2012
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